On the last day of my 35th year...

I needed something to make me feel young, cool and relevant. This was it.

Lunch

Lunch tastes better when you eat it here...

I'm a fat bastard and now all Milwaukee knows :(

Okay, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am vain and therefore I must be punished. Why? Because vanity is a sin – and given all my other sins, I suppose if I’m going to be punished for any of them it might as well be vanity. So without further adieu, I present a picture that will be published in the Business section of tomorrow’s Milwaukee Journal.









Never mind the article, check out that chin! Fuck! At lease I’m not the only one in Milwaukee with a face made for radio…